Sacrificing Sense

doodleattack:

i had to abandon a drawing, sent it straight out to sea. i don’t really do this anymore (hardly ever) but it had to be done and then i turned around and did this and lo, there are mistakes and mistakes and more then i would normally tolerate. but, fuck it, i let this one take me along for the ride, and here it is. 11” x 14” with the quills.

also, for some absurd reason, i normally start drawings in the middle (or thereabouts) but this one began in the lower left corner.

you know, the devil gave us four corners. i just thought you should know.

theniftyfifties:

Dick Dubois, Debbie Reynolds, Vic Damone, and Steve Reeves pumping iron in ‘Athena’, 1954.

michaxl:

did you say walk

deerjerk:

Mermaid. 2013

jackrabbitking:

Daiki in Profile by ~soluble-hermit

Formerly named Dokku and at some point Dohku and he’s gone through a few names.  But anyway I experimented a bit with coloring.

jackrabbitking:

blastedheath:

Attributed to Friedrich Gauermann (1807-1862), Study of a Tree, Oil on paper

It is an ent waving as he walks away. 

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.